"Well, I'd hope there's some sucking. Otherwise, it seems like an awful boring eternity." Yes, that was deliberate, and deliberately sharp, and almost too bright, right along with his grin. The second Klaus said 'family', Jack remembered just what family meant to Elijah. He also remembered, though not the stake or anything connected to it, that losing one of the originals meant the loss of their entire blood line. And, frankly, he wasn't interested in putting them in that kind of danger.

"Family?" he echoed. "Seriously? Vampires do that? I figured they were all mostly solitary. Definitely sterile though, right? Because otherwise, I am scientifically enthralled. Death should pretty much mean dead sperm, right?"